WHAT'S NEW ON MY MENU .... Weetbix (sic - that's what it's called down here), beef casserole, broccoli, Daddy's Ikea ice cream (40 cents!) , mashed 3-bean mix, ricotta cheese, plums, avocado (FINALLY Mummy managed to trick me into eating this by hiding it in mashed carrots), baby muesli, porridge, bread, rusks, finger food,(which I like to rub slowly onto the counter of my high chair - fascinating. Mummy is hoping I might be equally as interested in rubbing Ajax slowly over my high chair, which she now has to do 3 times a day).
WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEK... crawling at a hundred miles an hour, drumming my heels VERY LOUDLY, getting limbs stuck between cot bars, playing my xylophone, chasing Bonzo and shouting at him (and generally being an obsessed ginger-stalker), doing the 'triangle' yoga pose (up on hands and toes with bum in the air), rocking back and forth on hands and knees, smacking my lips, a lot, blowing rasperries, regurgitating a (sizeable) dried leaf with a lot of coughing, turning my mother's hair grey (and making it look more like
Gary Lineker's* every day), also pulling everyone's hair with very wet hands. Ow.